1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"Links an excellent cook," Pierce told her as the big man set a Cornish hen in front of her

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Air, though if I wanted to just pretend I was about a foot closer, I would be touching a wool sweater, a velvet shirt and a satin green with gold print asian dress.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A few seconds of the Stealers vs Bears game as I turned it on and left the room.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:30P?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Pft, 3:47P

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Stealers vs Bears game... now some lame add on tv, the wind, some cars, a plane, and my mom doing god knows what.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About an hour and a half ago, ...something with the yard, I cant remember though.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some Naruto gag comic and then the list of three journals I have yet to read *has deleat fever* ^.^

9. What are you wearing?
A ripped sea foam green shirt and black pj pants.

10. Did you dream last night?
I did actually. It was about ... the daughter next door driving her car through our yard. I yelled "Stupid bitch!" at her and she cut our cable cord so we couldent watch TV... it was odd.

11. When did you last laugh?
A few hours ago when I tied a pillow to my dogs back.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
An odd shade of purple/pink paint, a mardiga (sp?) mask, three pictures, a shelf with some crap on it, a hat and my graduation cap and tassile.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My mom put a chime in the kitchen window... it's a big one, and ugly.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh, I dont honestly care.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I cant remember, it's been that long.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new fucking house, a new car for my mom, a place for my brother, a bunch of crap to put in them and some pets ^.^

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
...Im not sure you know anything about me... I have a job?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Hmm, im not sure. Probably global warming.

19. Do you like to dance?
Pfffft, cant dance.

20. George Bush:
*palmface* Fuuuuuck

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Im not sure, maybe Gabriel.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jaden Angel.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Pft, bitch please." *pulls leaver* (translation: TO HELL WITH YOU!)